Avid followers of our blog will remember how much I was looking forward to this movie. I am a huge fan of the book and always like Tim Burton films. I was incredibly disappointed. (From here on out this blog has spoilers so if you don't want the movie to be any more ruined than it already is don't read on, because I can't NOT spill the beans on anything)
I personally hate film adaptations of books I have read and love to pick them apart as to why they are not like the book (never watch harry potter with me) so when I found out that this was a new story that was a continuation of the original in which Alice has grown up and returned to wonderland I was happy. If you're going to write a new story don't keep using bits from the old one. They kept just using things that happened in the book. Although I can see why they needed to steal from the book, the story was pretty thin on the ground.
The story goes like this: Alice goes to wonderland. The red queen (Helen Bonham Carter) is in charge instead of the 'white queen' (who? Since when are there two queens in the book?) and they are fighting for some reason that isn't explained. Alice must kill a jabberwocky and the white queen will be in charge again for some reason that isn't explained. Things happening and not being explained is a pretty major theme of this film.
On to the fact that the whole movie was too Johnny Depp centric. The entire film revolved around him playing Willy Wonka in a different outfit. Why does he talk with 2 different accents? And why dear god does he keep saying "why is a raven like a writing desk" other than to irritate. In the book it was because they were having afternoon tea, and at tea you tell riddles. There was no reason to keep repeating it. I can't decide what moment was worse, when it looked like Alice was about to kiss him or the dance.
The movie wasn't all bad; it had 3 saving graces.
Helena Bonham Carter's hilarious performance as the queen of hearts (even if it was slightly stolen off Queenie in Blackadder). My favourite line "fetch her some clothes, I don't care if you have to cut up the curtains"
Matt Lucas as Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee. Another very funny performance that I wasn't expecting to be good.
The costumes. Alice got alot of costume changes due to her ever-changing size, each dress was beautiful. Snaps also to the white queen and her court for some lovely 18th century inspired outfits. Unfortunately I can't find any pictures.
Overall though the movie was a disappointment. It could have been visually stunning, but it wasn't. The whole thing was just dull. I actually heard someone snoring in the cinema.
Nadia xx







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